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Can You Believe Hilary Duff Couldn't Get A Date On Tinder

Hilary Duff can’t get a man on Tinder either! So, don’t feel so bad if you can’t find someone. The online dating scene isn’t as easy as they make it out to seem.
Of course, there are people who go on these online dating sites and put up fake profiles. They have fake pictures. They say fake things about themselves. Then, someone completely different shows up on the date and the guy is looking around the room for anyone, just anyone who looks like the girl in the picture.
It’s a hilarious scene that has been played over and over where the girl sits down and the guy looks at her, “How are you doing? Can I help you?”
“I’m Hilary.”
“Hilary who? Oh, you mean Hilary. You’re the Hilary from Tinder?” That’s about the time he splits and doesn’t look back because what he thought was a beautiful young woman with a singing career turned out to be a short, overweight middle aged cat lady.
The fact is though that this time, it would have been THE Hilary Duff. All she wanted was pizza and seven guys rejected her. So, she decided it was time for her to quit Tinder.
Those guys are kicking themselves in the ass right now. Who knows what was going through their minds, but let me give it a try.
This is not Hilary Duff. Hilary Duff doesn’t need to be on here. She meets guys all the time and they’re like models and stuff. Why would she be on Tinder? This is probably some deranged lunatic going through a midlife crisis.
All that to say that you can be as hot as Hilary Duff and still strike out. Not anything to feel bad about. And I love how Hilary handles it. At least, what she’s showing the camera. She just lets it roll like water off a duck’s back.
Hilary, I’ll take you to get that pizza!
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