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These Quotes From Celebrities Would Have To Be The Stupidest Things That Have Ever Been Said…Ever

I know this is Celebrity Advocate Today where I support celebrities when they are getting the media beat down. Like the time I supported Jennifer Aniston because she was hot. And that other time, I supported Kaley Cuoco because she was hot.

No, they weren’t getting a media beat down. They were just hot. But, I have defended celebrities before. I just can’t remember when right now.

So, this is actually an article written in a spirit of fun and I wanted to write it because I can’t believe some of these quotes. The thing about them and this goes with the nature of Celebrity Advocate Today is that many of them are unexpected.

Grant it some people on this list could have a whole article dedicated to the stupid things they’ve said. But, others are shocking. You wouldn’t expect them to say these things. That’s what makes the list so good. You know, besides how funny they are!

Brooke Shields

“Smoking can kill you. And if you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”

Axl Rose

“It’s really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people.”

Don King

“He speaks English, Spanish, and he’s bilingual too.”

Paris Hilton

“What’s Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like wall stuff?”

Cameron Diaz

“I’ve been noticing gravity since I was very young.”

Dan Rather

“And now the sequence of events, in no particular order.”

Britney Spears

“I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.”

Tara Reid

“I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist.”

Mariah Carey

“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.”

And finally, why is Megan Fox the feature of this article? What is her dumb quote? Besides wanting to put pictures of her in every article I write, it’s thinly veiled in a quote that seems intelligent and to be a bit of good advice, but watch what happens!

Megan Fox

“It is very important not to live depending on beauty, or having your career depending on it because it limits a lot. But I recognize that it is an attribute that gives me power.”

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